Last night, like every alternating Tuesday night, is Tacky Ashtray night here at the Rivershack.  This does not mean we want you to make our ashtrays sticky.  This does not mean we put on a show of our tackiest ashtrays, though that may be the case.  This means you bring us your tackiest ashtrays and you get a drink in trade.

Get your pre-game on, ladies and gentlemen: Bring us your old, your tired, your soiled, your technicolor, your with-feet, your in-the-shape-of-a-person, your bobble-headed, your crocodiles, your crawdads… if it’s a tacky ashtray, it’s worth a drink.  Yes, River Road in Harahan is the home of the tacky ashtray and we are calling our children to dinner.  Or after-dinner.

While you’re here ask us to point out our fine collection.  If you’ve already had a few do your best not to let your beer escape your person via your nose.  For some reason the site of a neon-pink sombrero ashtray poised delicately above barstools fashioned to look like a businessman’s legs results in violent fits of explosive laughter.

Tags: beer, food, fun, good drinks, harahan, Metairie

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